Fodmap schmodmap
We knew we were sensitive AF. From ayurvedic dosha obsessions to FODMAP frenzies to 21-day challenges found in my mom's gossip mag to going bulletproof →, we tried all sorts of diets to no avail.
The gas seemed unstoppable and erratic.
Being really hungry one night at a great little bar in Italy brought everything to a head. While the rest of us discovered the delights of aperitivo, bestie and her now-ex bickered because looking for something FODMAP-free on the menu was holding up their order. Irritated, she only ordered wine and mooched off our snacks. Despite avoiding all the known offenders, very soon aperitivo-I don't-know-what-baby arrived.
My belching talents that night weren't to be scoffed at but bestie's giant bloat-baby took centre stage as ex asked why she hadn't ordered anything if she was just going to eat carelessly anyway.
Many things changed after that trip, one of which was our invigorated determination to figure it all out. Ourselves.
Here's what we found
(Portion) Size matters!
And straight-up raw vs cooked to a pulp matters for some foods, for some people.