Fruit and veg Exposed

What the F...ruit?

  • The very definition of healthy, yet everyday fruits and veg cause pain and embarrassment for sensitive foodies.
  • Figuring out what hurts is tricky, and that's the easy part. 
  • Then there's letting go of old favourites and food basics. Not to mention your standard low cal go-to's!
  • Troublemakers hide in sauces, meals or processed foods.

Sensitive foodies struggle with sugars in fruits like apples and pears, root veg like onion and garlic, and legumes like beans -  so-called "FODMAP" foods.

Other substances in seemingly innocent foods like cucumber or citrus fruits can cause reactions too.  

Fibre in fruits and veg helps/hurts sensitive foodies differently.

Problematic sugars are also often in sugar-free gum and low-carb health snacks. 

Fodmap schmodmap 

We knew we were sensitive AF. From ayurvedic dosha obsessions to FODMAP frenzies to 21-day challenges found in my mom's gossip mag to going bulletproof , we tried all sorts of diets to no avail. 

The gas seemed unstoppable and erratic. 

Being really hungry one night at a great little bar in Italy brought everything to a head. While the rest of us discovered the delights of aperitivo, bestie and her now-ex bickered because looking for something FODMAP-free on the menu was holding up their order. Irritated, she only ordered wine and mooched off our snacks. Despite avoiding all the known offenders, very soon aperitivo-I don't-know-what-baby arrived. 

My belching talents that night weren't to be scoffed at but bestie's giant bloat-baby took centre stage as ex asked why she hadn't ordered anything if she was just going to eat carelessly anyway. 

Many things changed after that trip, one of which was our invigorated determination to figure it all out. Ourselves

Here's what we found

(Portion) Size matters! 

And straight-up raw vs cooked to a pulp matters for some foods, for some people. 

He loves me > he loves me not

We can have

These never hurt

  • Lettuce, spinach and other leaves
  • Peas
  • Avocado*
  • Blueberries, rasberries, strawberries*
  • Citrus fruits*
  • Grapes*
  • Raw mushrooms*

It depends

Cooked or smaller portions work for us

  • Cooked carrots
  • Cooked cabbage, broccoli and kale 
  • Cooked corn, courgettes, mushrooms
  • Well-cooked legumes in small portions
  • Garlic in "moderation"
  • Banana - just a piece of one
  • Beets, butternut, potatoes - 1/3 cup

Start your journey

Find your loves ... & love nots!

We avoid

Most raw vegetables and some fruits

  • Raw carrots, peppers and tomatoes
  • Raw cabbage, broccoli and kale
  • Raw corn, courgettes and beetroot
  • Cooked and raw onion, peppers and tomatoes
  • Cucumber
  • Apples and pears
  • Cranberries

It's a personal adventure

We were nothing short of devastated to find that cucumbers and tomatoes didn't agree with us. It helped that we were in the same boat. One that re-tested that old favourite salad harbour several times before it finally sank. 

Same, same sensitivities. But different experiences.

Her raw beet heartbreak happened more suddenly, a little while after the initial betrayal and separation, when she was confronted with the beet-filled menu at her (ex) favourite raw juice bar. My heartbreak was realising that I can't have apples even when they're baked into a pie. Saying goodbye to that dainty dish took time too. 

*We found that several typically problematic (FODMAP) foods didn't give us trouble in the way we normally eat them. For example, we have a handful of berries and a few pieces of citrus fruit, mushrooms or avo in a salad.

There's no easy shortcut

to knowing yourself.

In our dark times of being bloated and belchy every day, bestie and I shared an abiding love for cucumbers. Their simple, fresh and crisp taste comforted us when little else did. That's why, when we embarked on our journey to find mutual love with our food, we confidently assumed we'd feel great on our first weekend alone with them. We didn't. ...

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27/06/2020

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